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Episode 7 - Your Proctologist Called.  He Found Your Head.

Monday December 11th, 2000.

Ah Garfield.  Creator Jim Davis.  I grew up reading Garfield strips and books.  He's a total jerk but I love him.  I guess I don't follow the idea behind my rant.

Hi everyone.  I`m late I know.  Suck my dick.  Oh god I wish I had one. This rant was inspired not but an hour ago by a fellow who lives about two minutes from my home.  I spoke of him in past journal entries.  I`ll leave his name out but if you`re reading this and you think I'm writing about you, don`t worry.  You`ll know who I`m writing about and it`s definitely not you.

You know the saying "Good guys never win"??  Well, this man follows that philosophy very well.  Though I highly believe that that saying is quite horrific, there are psychological explinations behind why it is so and why many believe it to be true.  But I`m not going to get into that right now. This rant is about the young men who find that being an asshole is a good thing and will get people to like you

"Why do the good girls always want the bad boys?" -- No Doubt

Why do people believe that?  Why do people think that if you act cool, quiet, and anti-social that people will flock to your doorstep?  This doesn`t really apply to females but since this rant is inspired by a male, you women reading this can ignore all the rhetoric and any personal insults you might derive from it.

God I don`t feel like writing.

I for one am an anti-social individual who enjoys minimal frequency of company with more than one person.  I`m not exactly rude to people but many see me that way since I`m quiet and not too compassionate about things. If anything I`m sort of apathetic but my apathy is selective.  Do I have a lot of people trying to be my friends?  I am grateful that the answer to that is "no."  If I were male however, women would want me because women are stupid. Women like men who are "rebels" or what have you because women have this inate behavior to want to change people.  God that`s annoying.  You men know what I`m talking about.  And you women, shut up.  I don`t want to hear your complaints.  I don`t care if you`re insulted by this.  It`s just a rant.

A disclaimer will be added to my rant page soon.

Loud, obnoxious, arrogant, egotistical, anti-social, sexual, flirtatious, all rolled into one paradoxial being who`s only concerns in the world are what`s for dinner and who`s the next lay.  If it doesn`t concern him, he`s not interested.  Very much like that of a child`s mentality except for the sex part.

What I`m trying to say here in this short pathetic rant is that if you`re an asshole and think it`s going to get you women, you`re going to get stupid women who aren`t going to make you happy and you`re just going to continue being an asshole to get rid of her and in the process, find another stupid woman who likes the asshole mentality and "she`ll do for now."  It works and you get used to it and then you wonder "Why do I keep getting fucked up chicks?" May I hit you all in the back of the skull with a lead pipe please? Sheesh.

Women, men, and mixtures of both, hear this!  Be yourself and don`t mold yourself into someone else`s belief or what society says is "better."  We > are all fucked up in the head.  We all have our own issues and problems to deal with but don`t take it out on others.  Get your priorities straight and take care of them before you start thinking about who`s pussy you`re going to be spliting next Friday night and how much it would cost to get the owner of said property drunk.  Don`t worry about if so-and-so likes you or finds you attractive.

Why do the opinions of those we don`t know matter so much to us?

End point:  Don`t be an asshole unless it`s just the way you are.  If you`re naturally ana@sshole, more power to you.  I personally find myself in the gray area between "asshole" and "passively polite."

Short rant.  Bad rant.  Will be updated or just totally removed and replaced by something more worth ranting about.

Thanks for reading.

 

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